Goodbye Squirrel

Have you ever noticed how evil squirrels are? They just sit up in trees and mock us. They really enjoy mocking my dog, Barkley. He's a little Cockapoo, a Cockerspaniel and a Poodle mix. He's pretty small, but he thinks he's bigger than he is.

The squirrels sit in the top of trees and shake their tales, and Barkley will sit there for ever barking. I'm on Barkley's side, even though the barking is annoying.

So, today, it happened again. This time I could clearly see the squirrel from where I was sitting in the dining room.

There was a football on the porch so... I decided I was tired of evil squirrels. I threw the football twice, and hit it both times. It left.

I hope that's not animal abuse. I love animals but...squirrels deserve it. Ask anybody.